Moran for Ag Secretary?

I know I said this yesterday: Literally every human who has ever seen a corn field is rumored to be on Trump's list for Ag Secretary, and apparently, special consideration is being given to Kansans.

Yesterday, the world reported Congressman Tim Huelskamp was on a list to be Ag Secretary. Before that, Gov. Brownback was high on the list. Today, the Hill is reporting that the Trump transition team has reached out to Sen. Jerry Moran.

What on Earth? I have nothing untoward to say about any of these potential candidates, but um... it's the world's longest list. So, pardon me while I go drop off my resume. This job must be one of the sweetest in Washington, everyone is clamoring for it and I happen to have a few of the (apparent) top credentials: I'm a farmer AND I'm from Kansas!