Kansas GOP Insider (wannabe): Show Me Something Good

Friday, June 29, 2012

Show Me Something Good

So, the esteemed Senator from the Show-Me-State is hiding from reporters. God willing, she won't be a Senator much longer and I'll personally owe Missourians an apology for thinking horrible things about them every time Claire McCaskill opens her mouth.

For years, I've silently mocked the people in Missouri. They can't drive. The large school district to our east, KCMO, is so bad it's the stuff of legend.

But in 2008, the Deliverance people of Missouri showed true gumption. Somehow, while a majority of the rest of the country (and embarrassingly even Johnson County) was snookered into voting for Obama, Missourians saw through it and gave their swing state to John McCain. I didn't think they had it in them.

If they manage to toss Claire and her ridiculous pearls to the curb, I may quit flipping the bird every time I pass a Missouri driver.

You're welcome, Missouri.

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