Kansas GOP Insider (wannabe): Yoder on Letterman

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Yoder on Letterman

Yeah, he wasn't a guest.

Dave's Top Ten List for Aug. 20, 2012:

Top 10 Excused that Kevin Yoder gave for skinny dipping: 
10. "What's the big deal, I was naked the whole trip."

9. "It was spring break; chill out."

8. "People in the Middle East are pretty easygoing about nudity."

7. "In my defense, I had been drinking heavily." (This is probably the truth, according to me, Gidget.)

6. "Trying to take the focus off Mitt Romney's taxes."

5. "It had been days since a congressman did something embarrassing."

4. "It's Obama's fault."

3. "Putting the 'junk' in 'congressional junket.'"

2. "I can't swim naked, but Barney Frank can walk around like this?" (Picture Frank in a blue sweater and jacket.)

1. "That's how we party in Kansas."

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